Do I Look Like I Want To Be On Survivor????

I realize that ladybugs are VERY beneficial in the garden, but... when you buy a bag of lettuce that is marked "Washed and Ready", you would think that it would be "washed" and "ready" right? Well, let this be a lesson for all you non-lettuce washers out there.... I bought two bags of Fresh Express (hearts of romaine) at Publix last week (Buy 1 get 1 free- of course). And what did I find in BOTH bags? DEHYDRATED LADYBUGS!!! I'm all for protein, but I prefer it in the non-insect form (cow, chicken, bacon...) Thankfully, my momma was wise enough to teach us to be leery of grand promises of pre-washed vegetables, so I avoided what may have been my first audition tape to Survivor (you know eating bugs and all???) Anyway- WASH YOUR VEGGIES OR EAT BUGS! THE CHOICE IS YOURS!